Showing posts with label Abundance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Abundance. Show all posts

Friday, January 16, 2009

The Universe

Unknown artist (I tried)

This is the New Agey-movement's reference to "God". The "Universe is responsible for:



  • Creating abundance (aka: wealth, money and material possessions)

--See and whisper The Secret ("the secret, the secret, the seeecrrrrrretttt")


  • Helping you find your 'soul mate'.

  • Creating serendipitous happenings and coinkie-dinks that are simply UNEXPLAINABLE with human logic or science.

  • Visions, hallucinations, goose flesh, intuitive nudges, past life garbage, words like "journey" and "path" in reference to what a person chooses to DO for a living.

  • justification for everything from having affairs, ignoring responsibility and culpability in any wrong doing, and anything that might go 'wrong' in a person's life.

  • Lessons. The Universe is ALL ABOUT lessons. A common New Agey saying: "What am I supposed to be learning here?"

(Uhhh, you're supposed to be learning that when you park in a fucking red zone, you're

going to get a ticket.)

  • Justification for every action or reaction a person has.

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