Friday, January 16, 2009

The Universe

Unknown artist (I tried)

This is the New Agey-movement's reference to "God". The "Universe is responsible for:



  • Creating abundance (aka: wealth, money and material possessions)

--See and whisper The Secret ("the secret, the secret, the seeecrrrrrretttt")


  • Helping you find your 'soul mate'.

  • Creating serendipitous happenings and coinkie-dinks that are simply UNEXPLAINABLE with human logic or science.

  • Visions, hallucinations, goose flesh, intuitive nudges, past life garbage, words like "journey" and "path" in reference to what a person chooses to DO for a living.

  • justification for everything from having affairs, ignoring responsibility and culpability in any wrong doing, and anything that might go 'wrong' in a person's life.

  • Lessons. The Universe is ALL ABOUT lessons. A common New Agey saying: "What am I supposed to be learning here?"

(Uhhh, you're supposed to be learning that when you park in a fucking red zone, you're

going to get a ticket.)

  • Justification for every action or reaction a person has.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

IRL

"In Real Life."

I typically hate--HATE--cyber-spaced acronyms such as this.

Other ones I use and hate: LOL, LMAO, ROTF, ROTFLMAO, and the loathed "u" instead of "you", "4" instead of "for"...you get my drift, don't u? *

*Ugghhh shuddddder.....*

However, to illustrate my point, I used it. So sue me.

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