The God Card

"The God Card"

This is the smug, self-righteous response given to querants who do not comply with the God Card Holder's belief system. Example:

Person #1: But I don't believe your church is true--I never received a spiritual witness!
Person #2: Then you must not hear the Holy Ghost's still, small voice because you're sinning.


Person #1: Please don't remove my fingernails! It hurts!
Person #2: I'm sorry, I can't argue with God.

Person #1: I'm dying of cancer.
Person#2: Then God must not have wanted you to get better.

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Basically the God Card places all blame on God to justify human stupidity. Back to post.

Role of Women in Mormonism

Please don't patronize me.

I was active in the Mormon Church for over two decades.

Don't brain-fuck me. I know what my role was. Women know what their roles are. It is an unspoken expectation among Mormon women to sit down, shut up and color.

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Balloon Fetishism

Yes.

Apparently blowing up, riding and and popping balloons is what turns some people's crank.

I don't wanna even KNOW how clowns fit in.

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The Universe

Unknown artist (I tried)

This is the New Agey-movement's reference to "God". The "Universe is responsible for:

• Creating abundance (aka: wealth, money and material possessions)

--See and whisper The Secret ("the secret, the secret, the seeecrrrrrretttt")

• Helping you find your 'soul mate'.

• Creating the life and bliss you desire--and deserve! The Secret website

• Creating serendipitous happenings and coinkie-dinks that are simply UNEXPLAINABLE with human logic or science.

• Visions, hallucinations, goose flesh, intuitive nudges, past life garbage, words like "journey" and "path" in reference to what a person chooses to DO for a living.

• justification for everything from having affairs, ignoring responsibility and culpability in any wrong doing, and anything that might go 'wrong' in a person's life.

• Lessons. The Universe is ALL ABOUT lessons. A common New Agey saying: "What am I supposed to be learning here?"

(Uhhh, you're supposed to be learning that when you park in a fucking red zone, you're

going to get a ticket.)

• Justification for every action or reaction a person has.

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IRL

"In Real Life."

I typically hate--HATE--cyber-spaced acronyms such as this.

Other ones I use and hate: LOL, LMAO, ROTF, ROTFLMAO, and the loathed "u" instead of "you", "4" instead of "for"...you get my drift, don't u? *

*Ugghhh shuddddder.....*

However, to illustrate my point, I used it. So sue me.

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