Monday, November 9, 2009

The God Card


"The God Card"

This is the smug, self-righteous response given to querants who do not comply with the God Card Holder's belief system. Example:

Person #1: But I don't believe your church is true--I never received a spiritual witness!
Person #2: Then you must not hear the Holy Ghost's still, small voice because you're sinning.


Person #1: Please don't remove my fingernails! It hurts!
Person #2: I'm sorry, I can't argue with God.

Person #1: I'm dying of cancer.
Person#2: Then God must not have wanted you to get better.

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Basically the God Card places all blame on God to justify human stupidity. Back to post.