Sexy Pout

....notsomuch.

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God-Given Gifts

Here are some of the more attractive "god given gifts" out there:

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wii

An outrageously priced gadget that requires you to buy everything seperate for an outrageous amount of money. And it's addicting as hell.

Nipples

You had to go there, didn't you?

Well, here's this for your trouble.

There, feel better?

Raynaud's Phenomenon

Stages of skin discoloration:

What it really looks like:

What happens on the inside:

Perfusion is the passing of fluid through blood vessals to organs or tissue.

Fun, huh?

Tolerance

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Let the Healing Begin

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We've Come A Long Way, Baby

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Uhhh....

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Doh!

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Theocracies

A couple of the more ancient theocracies were Umayyad and early Abassid Caliphate. Egyptian Pharaonic rule was based on the concept that the rulers were part divine.



Bottom line: it helped rulers control their people so there would be peace.

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Ward Christmas Party

This Mormon tradition is the highlight of the married-Mormon couple-with-children's season, while simultaneously being the bane of every Mormon teenager alive.

The Ward Christmas Party.

Typical features:

"Ward" or "Funeral" potatoes.

Musical numbers galore*

One of the Bishopric (one of the thee head guys for that ward) dressed like Santa and giving out mini- candy canes.

Screaming children....copious amounts of screaming children.

Usually a wet spot on Santa's lap (NOT from Mrs. Santa).

Or the much dreaded "skits." (shudder)

MoTab

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, or as some call it, the MoTab. I used to call it The Moron Tab and Apple Choir. Long story.

My bro is the handsome one in the black suit...